I got into Jessica Alba's pants last night(sexy pictures)! in Discussion Posted October 6, 2007 · Report reply Actually I think the only real restraint shown was by me not posting the pictures with the pants on my face on teh internets... yet. Also you might notice I left my boxers on. But yeah, people are always commenting about my restraint just the other day Jessica said I had a whole order of restraint. On the contrary, Jessica Alba has quite publicly said that she thinks there is nothing wrong with girls sleeping around as much as they like, and that she likes to a lot. She even sent out a list of rules for all prospective one-night stands, on national television. Including classy items like, the guy has to be gone in the morning, and not clingy. This would explain the ragged 2 foot gash in the crotch of said pants, my first guess was "shark fanboys with wirecutters".